Overheard
Overheard while cleaning up the toys on the floor in the living room...
Victoria: "Dad, you're messing up my life."
Jeff: "That's my job, sweetie. I'm your Dad."
Labels: everyday, funny
Knock, Knock
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana!
Victoria's first successful knock, knock joke. :) She learned it from the Backyardigans, of course.
She managed to go through all the lines last night. Of course, she's trying to do it while laughing herself. But this was the first time she did the whole thing without mixing it up or forgetting a line. It was too funny. :)
Labels: everyday, funny
Victoria Funny #2
Victoria asked for a treat tonight. She wanted the M&M's from the Easter egg that is kept on the hutch. We told her that she couldn't have a treat tonight. She threw a fit... the whole show... hysterics, tears and all. Finally she got over it and went off to play. She came back into the kitchen while Daddy and I were finishing dinner. She started playing with the boost (step ladder) and shoving it around the table.
Victoria: "I need to look for hippopotomus."
Mommy: "Where's the hippopotomus, Victoria?"
Victoria: "I need to move the chair. I have to get there." (Pointing to the hutch behind Mommy's shoulder.)
Of course, this is the very same place where the Easter egg with the M&Ms in it resides. We had to laugh. It was very inventive.
Labels: everyday, funny
Funny Victoria
Victoria's been on a roll tonight. It's been rough on her but we've found it hilarious.
Here's a sample....
Daddy to Victoria: "Mommy says you're a Libra."
Victoria: "No, I'm Victoria."
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